Studies of scientific theology have taken a measure of heaven using the latest,state-of-the-art techniques. Based on the evidence from measuring magnetic rays, scientists have determined the demographic make up of Heaven. Here are the characteristics of the average member of Heaven
You will be more likely to go to Heaven if:
1. You are a Catholic
2. You are not a member of a false religion
3. You are kind to animals
4. You abstain from cursing
5. You denounce violence each morning
6. You eat fish
7. You like rainbows and starts
8. You ride a bicycle built for two
9. You are family oriented
10. You like watermelon
There is a longer list, but these are the common characteristics of the average heaven-member. Who knew we could determine these things through science? The times we live in...
Interestingly-Interesting!!
Friday, January 5, 2007
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